WORST INSULT TO A GAMEFOWL BREEDER

CARREO by Rolando S. Luzong

Peoples Tonight (January 9, 2010)

WORST INSULT TO A GAMEFOWL BREEDER

What’s the worst insult that can happen to a gamefowl breeder?

Immediately, you will say to yourself or to the person next to you reading this article, “Of course, if his rooster runs in the middle of a fight”. Well, that’s a blessing compared to what Joe Laureño of Murcia, Negros Oriental told me.

A friend of Joe who is also a breeder had his roosters stolen. If I remember it right, he said ten birds were taken by the thieves.

After a week, Joe visited his friend in his farm. It was evening and they were having some beers and were talking about breeding and the thievery for some time when there was a “Blaagghh” at the backside of the farm. Then, there was a shout that went “Manok mo bulok, ayusin mo breeding mo”.

When they went investigate, they found a jute sack with six live roosters. Apparently, the robbers fought the stolen roosters and lost five times.

The name of Joe’s friend has been withheld to not cause additional insult.

Lesson : If you breed, breed well…

This one is a true story, but I bet you had a good laugh.

If you have any sabong jokes, please email them to rluzong2000@gmail.com or mail them to P.O. Box 103, Marikina Central Post Office, Marikina City

Senders of published jokes will win a gift that they will surely appreciate.

THUNDERBIRD NEW PLANT

IN CEBU WILL ANSWER

VIS-MIN’S GROWING DEMAND FOR THUNDERBIRD’S WINNING FORMULA

With the scheduled opening of the new UNAHCO-Thunderbird Power Feeds plant in Naga, Cebu in the first quarter of 2010, the continuously growing number of gamefowl breeders in the Visayas and Mindanao will be assured of unhampered supply of quality nutrition for their birds.

Visayas and Mindanao has moved by leaps and bounds in their gamefowl breeder population and this is proven by the fact that there are now a lot of breeders’ groups in the area.

From just one association before which is the Mindanao Gamefowl Breeders Association (MIGBA) now there are also the Northern Mindanao Gamefowl Breeders Ass’n (NMGBA); Zamboanga Gamefowl Breeders Association (ZGBA); the Zamboanga del Norte Gamefowl Breeders Association (ZNGBA) and the Socsksargen Gamefowl Breeders Association (SGBA).

In the Visayas, before there were only the Negros Gamefowl Breeders Association (NGBA) and the Gamefowl Breeders Association of Negros (GFBAN), but we now have the Gamefowl Breeders Association of Negros Occidental (GBANO), the Eastern Visayas Gamefowl Breeders Association (EVGBA); the Cebu Gamefowl Breeders Association (CEGBA) and the the Central Visayas Breeders Association (CVBA).

The new plant is a modern facility that employs the latest in European technology in the production of quality feeds.

ATONG IS BACK

I was watching Sultada some few nights ago and I was surprised to when I heard Boy Diaz said, “Okay our next fight is between Charlie Ang and…”. I looked at the monitor and yes it was Atong Ang, in shorts releasing a rooster.

Then I said to myself, “Oh it’s probably a rerun. A replay of old fights”. However, I noticed after about five fights, there was that NELBA entry of Engr. Moises Aluete and Cong. Lawrence Wacnang which bagged the championship in the United Gamecock Breeders Associaton’s Big Event 1-Day 8-Stag Derby at the Makati Coliseum. It was then that I was sure that what I was watching was newly tape-recorded derby.

So folks, Charlie “Atong” Ang proved to be a true-cocker after all who just can’t resist his passion for fightingcocks.

Welcome back Sir Atong.

HAPPY WEDDING ANNIVERSARY to Engr. & Mrs. Ted Pachecho (TRISEVEN) tomorrow. May you have a hundred more anniversaries to come.